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'Women: I'm Getting Married, Now I Never Have to Have Sex Again' Funny Bridal Tee

'Women: I'm Getting Married, Now I Never Have to Have Sex Again' Funny Bridal Tee

Regular price $19.88 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek design that reads like a cheeky proclamation. Soft to the touch and cut in a classic crew silhouette, it layers easily under jackets or wears alone to let the graphic speak. The centered vintage-style badge features a confident bride illustration and a humorous line that plays with wedding-day bravado — it’s the sort of shirt that starts conversations and gets laughs while staying comfortable through all-day wear. Breathable and smooth, the fabric keeps the print crisp and the fit clean, so the message stays front-and-center whether you’re at a casual get-together, bachelorette night, or running errands the week before the ceremony.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, smooth drape
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wearing; Oeko-Tex and safety-compliant materials
- DTG/DTF printed graphic (DTF for sleeves/inner neck where applicable) for bold, long-lasting color

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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