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Vintage Sperm Graphic T-Shirt — "this is a very old picture of me"

Vintage Sperm Graphic T-Shirt — "this is a very old picture of me"

Regular price $22.41 USD
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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Soft, lived-in tee that feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The garment-dyed cotton gives each shirt a gentle, vintage wash and supple hand, while the relaxed cut and heavyweight knit keep it grounded and comfortable. Front artwork — a playful, retro-style sperm illustration framed by the words “this is a very old picture of me” — brings a tongue-in-cheek, irreverent energy: it’s the kind of graphic that sparks laughs and conversations. Wear it out with worn denim and boots, layered under an open flannel, or at a low-key gathering when you want to keep things light and a little silly.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and durable
- Garment-dyed for a vintage look and soft texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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