Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal T-Shirt — Funny Body Positive Graphic Tee
Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal T-Shirt — Funny Body Positive Graphic Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a playful, retro-style slogan that reads “THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL.” The soft, ring-spun cotton feels breathable and easy to wear from morning coffee runs to laid-back weekend hangs. The print’s warm, muted palette and stacked lettering give it a vintage diner vibe — cheeky and confident without shouting. Wear it with high-waist jeans, an open flannel, or layered under a jacket for a relaxed, self-assured look that sparks smiles and conversations.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizes only
- DTG/DTF printed graphics; Oeko-Tex certified and EU-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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