This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a playful, retro-style slogan that reads “THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL.” The soft, ring-spun cotton feels breathable and easy to wear from morning coffee runs to laid-back weekend hangs. The print’s warm, muted palette and stacked lettering give it a vintage diner vibe — cheeky and confident without shouting. Wear it with high-waist jeans, an open flannel, or layered under a jacket for a relaxed, self-assured look that sparks smiles and conversations.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizes only - DTG/DTF printed graphics; Oeko-Tex certified and EU-compliant materials
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
