Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking Tee | absurdist, ironic animal
Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking Tee | absurdist, ironic animal
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A tongue‑in‑cheek alt tee featuring an illustrated opossum-like critter perched on a stool, exhaling a curling plume of smoke above retro-distressed lettering. The artwork pairs cute, slightly grungy linework with a muted, vintage-tinged palette to emphasize absurdist, ironic humor — a clear fit for the Animals Smoking trend and internet‑meme aesthetics. Worn casually, it reads as playful satire: the contrast between the innocent animal form and rebellious vice leans into counterculture and alt‑fashion vibes without glamorizing harm. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) - With side seams for shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape - Tear-away label; age restrictions: for adults - Printing: DTF or DTG methods used for neck and sleeve prints (varies by provider) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
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