Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking sweatshirt | absurdist animal, ironic alt meme
Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking sweatshirt | absurdist animal, ironic alt meme
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A muted, alt-style crewneck featuring a tongue-in-cheek illustrated opossum puffing smoke above the captioned panel. The artwork balances cute and rebellious with retro linework, distressed shading, and grunge-tinged colors so the irony reads clearly rather than glamorizing the vice. Built on a medium-heavy cotton-poly sweatshirt, the piece blends counterculture humor with durable, everyday wear. Product features - Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizing (age restrictions: for adults) - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend - No side seams (tubular knit) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
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