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Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking sweatshirt | absurdist animal, ironic alt meme

Terrible Life Choices opossum smoking sweatshirt | absurdist animal, ironic alt meme

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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 A muted, alt-style crewneck featuring a tongue-in-cheek illustrated opossum puffing smoke above the captioned panel. The artwork balances cute and rebellious with retro linework, distressed shading, and grunge-tinged colors so the irony reads clearly rather than glamorizing the vice. Built on a medium-heavy cotton-poly sweatshirt, the piece blends counterculture humor with durable, everyday wear. Product features - Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizing (age restrictions: for adults) - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend - No side seams (tubular knit) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -

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