| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This relaxed classic tee carries a cheeky, vintage-style illustration and a bold sense of humor. Soft, mid-weight cotton and a tear-away label keep comfort front and center while the ribbed crew neck holds its shape wash after wash. The shirt’s art — a playful hand-drawn massage scene with the caption “Thinking to myself… My balls need a massage” — sits on the chest with crisp, detailed printing for lasting color. Wear it to break the ice at casual hangouts, backyard barbecues, or low-key parties when you want to make people laugh without shouting for attention. The neutral white fabric with subtle print shading pairs easily with jeans or shorts and becomes an instant conversation starter for people who appreciate irreverent, offbeat humor.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork across chest, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
