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Married (No Other Options) T-Shirt — Funny Marriage Quote Tee

Married (No Other Options) T-Shirt — Funny Marriage Quote Tee

Regular price $19.00 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This classic cotton tee carries a small, witty front print that reads “Married Options,” a quiet conversation-starter for couples who appreciate clever, low-key humor. The soft, medium-weight fabric and relaxed crew neck settle easily into everyday life — errands, coffee dates, backyard hangs. The understated square print sits centered on the chest so the message reads clearly without shouting. It wears like a favorite band shirt after a few washes: comfortable, familiar, and a little fun. For newlyweds navigating their shared routines or long-time partners who still trade jokes, this shirt slips into morning coffee runs, casual dinners, and laid-back anniversary moments with honest charm and wearable comfort.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed areas for crisp front design and detailed sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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