"I'm Not Short, I'm Just Closer to the Ground" Funny Short Height Graphic Tee
"I'm Not Short, I'm Just Closer to the Ground" Funny Short Height Graphic Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A relaxed, classic cotton tee with a bold circular graphic that leans into playful self-confidence. The central artwork reads “I’m not short — I’m just closer to the ground,” framed by warm, vintage-inspired colors and a friendly character illustration. The medium-weight cotton holds shape while keeping breathability, and the smooth print technique gives the design crisp lines and durable color. Wear it tucked into high-waisted jeans or layered under a flannel for easy, everyday attitude that starts conversations and brings a smile.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork for sharp, lasting prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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