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“I'm Friendly, But My Husband Isn't — Don't Touch!”-Funny Wife T-Shirt

“I'm Friendly, But My Husband Isn't — Don't Touch!”-Funny Wife T-Shirt

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This lightweight crew tee reads like a quick joke you’d say out loud — confident, a little cheeky, and entirely yourself. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and hangs with a relaxed, classic fit that works for quiet mornings on the couch or running errands around town. The bold circular graphic — “I’m friendly, but my husband isn’t — don’t touch!” — lands with playful attitude without shouting, so it slips effortlessly into a casual wardrobe. Wear it with jeans and sneakers for an easy weekend look or layer it under a jacket when you want the message to peek through. The breathable fabric and stable neckline keep the tee comfortable all day, while subtle details (like shoulder tape and a tear-away label) make it feel thoughtfully made.

This shirt suits someone who enjoys light-hearted sass and clear personal boundaries. It fits into moments like coffee with friends, backyard barbecues, or low-key family gatherings — times when humor and honesty meet. The design speaks to people who value relaxed style and a quick laugh, and it keeps things uncomplicated: approachable, durable, and ready to wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, smooth drape
- Twill shoulder tape and pearlized tear-away label for stability and comfort
- Prints produced with DTG/DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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