This cotton crew tee carries a wry, bold energy — a graphic of a stern river-god framed by the phrase “I will throw you in the river,” with a smaller bannered line beneath for extra attitude. Lightweight and smooth, the shirt sits cleanly at the collar and drapes casually over jeans or layered under a jacket. It reads like someone who prefers directness and dry humor: wear it when you want your look to do the talking. The muted, single-color print keeps the statement wearable while the breathable Softstyle fabric makes it comfortable from morning errands to late-night hangs.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching - DTG/DTF printed graphics: crisp front art with DTF sleeve/neck label options - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
