I Need Someone As Transparent As My Coffee Pot Graphic Tee
I Need Someone As Transparent As My Coffee Pot Graphic Tee
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, breathable tee with a wink — this lightweight cotton shirt features a bold coffee pot graphic and the line “I need someone as transparent as my coffee pot.” It feels light against skin and settles into casual routines: morning mugs, slow afternoons on the couch, or weekend errands. Wear it when you want to signal dry humor and honest mornings without saying a word. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the design front-and-center, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar make it comfortably lived-in from the first wash. Ethically sourced cotton and certified safety standards give it a thoughtful finish for anyone who cares about quality as much as caffeine.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton; lightweight 153 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; machine-wash friendly
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with OEKO-TEX® certified fabric
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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