This relaxed cotton tee carries a cheeky, food-forward message with a retro diner illustration — a burger, fries and milkshake lounging on a smiling tray under the caption “I don’t have sex on an empty stomach.” It feels playful, irreverent, and effortlessly casual. Wear it to bring a smile at bar nights, casual meetups, or weekend hangouts. The softened, midweight cotton drapes comfortably and holds print detail crisply, so the colors and linework of the diner art stay vivid wash after wash. The crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to layer or wear on its own, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep comfort front and center. This tee suits people who love ironic humor, vintage diner vibes, and loud-but-lighthearted wardrobe choices.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for durable, year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) with shoulder tape for a stable, clean silhouette - Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner label details and DTG for main art to preserve crisp, detailed design - Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for lasting shape and scratch-free comfort - Certified safety and ethics: Oeko-Tex, EU 2-year warranty, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
