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Graphic T-Shirt — "I Would Suck the Hell Out of His Eggplant" Bold Funny Novelty Tee

Graphic T-Shirt — "I Would Suck the Hell Out of His Eggplant" Bold Funny Novelty Tee

Regular price $19.00 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Bold, irreverent, and unapologetic—this tee carries a cheeky line that sparks laughs and raises eyebrows. It’s for the person who likes to push boundaries at laid-back gatherings, late-night bars, and rowdy bachelor/bachelorette hangs. The midweight cotton feels familiar and sturdy, so the shirt becomes a go-to for game nights, casual runs to the corner store, and concerts where sarcasm is part of the dress code. The smooth print sits flat on the fabric, keeping the message readable without feeling stiff. Wear it with faded jeans and a knowing grin; it announces your humor without asking for permission.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps the shape intact
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with high elasticity retains neckline shape
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (180 g/m²) — durable, smooth, great for printing
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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