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Classic Car Tee - "I'm Not a Good-Looking Guy So I Needed a Nice Car" Vintage Muscle Car T-Shirt

Classic Car Tee - "I'm Not a Good-Looking Guy So I Needed a Nice Car" Vintage Muscle Car T-Shirt

Regular price $19.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.00 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This classic crewneck tee carries a wink and a roar — vintage muscle car artwork under the line “I’m not a good-looking guy, so I needed a nice car.” Soft, smooth cotton and a relaxed classic fit keep the vibe easy and wearable, while the bold retro illustration makes the shirt a statement piece for car lovers who prefer humor over hype. Wear it with worn denim and boots for a laid-back weekend at the garage, a cruise night, or when you want to spark a laugh at a meet-up. The breathable midweight fabric holds print detail well, and the tear-away label and reinforced collar make it comfortable for long drives and late-night wrenching sessions.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and crisp print reproduction
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for fine sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork; tear-away label for scratch-free wear
- Ethically sourced materials, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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