{"product_id":"women-im-getting-married-now-i-never-have-to-have-sex-again-funny-bridal-tee","title":"'Women: I'm Getting Married, Now I Never Have to Have Sex Again' Funny Bridal Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek design that reads like a cheeky proclamation. Soft to the touch and cut in a classic crew silhouette, it layers easily under jackets or wears alone to let the graphic speak. The centered vintage-style badge features a confident bride illustration and a humorous line that plays with wedding-day bravado — it’s the sort of shirt that starts conversations and gets laughs while staying comfortable through all-day wear. Breathable and smooth, the fabric keeps the print crisp and the fit clean, so the message stays front-and-center whether you’re at a casual get-together, bachelorette night, or running errands the week before the ceremony.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) — soft and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, smooth drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wearing; Oeko-Tex and safety-compliant materials\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphic (DTF for sleeves\/inner neck where applicable) for bold, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53218754101527,"sku":"73215378013047695971","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53218754134295,"sku":"17596269742752420930","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53218754167063,"sku":"27553364154943535027","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53218754199831,"sku":"16194143824212626862","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53218754232599,"sku":"25885994764973474810","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53218754265367,"sku":"69401356919607547992","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53218754298135,"sku":"39056576761730869422","price":19.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53218754330903,"sku":"10040782776790346181","price":21.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53218754363671,"sku":"17986372493100900137","price":21.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/3924\/5335\/files\/10001201077861917317_2048.jpg?v=1778774046","url":"https:\/\/richardproductionsllc.myshopify.com\/products\/women-im-getting-married-now-i-never-have-to-have-sex-again-funny-bridal-tee","provider":"Ri'chard Productions LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}