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The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and hangs with a relaxed, classic fit that works for quiet mornings on the couch or running errands around town. The bold circular graphic — “I’m friendly, but my husband isn’t — don’t touch!” — lands with playful attitude without shouting, so it slips effortlessly into a casual wardrobe. Wear it with jeans and sneakers for an easy weekend look or layer it under a jacket when you want the message to peek through. The breathable fabric and stable neckline keep the tee comfortable all day, while subtle details (like shoulder tape and a tear-away label) make it feel thoughtfully made.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt suits someone who enjoys light-hearted sass and clear personal boundaries. It fits into moments like coffee with friends, backyard barbecues, or low-key family gatherings — times when humor and honesty meet. The design speaks to people who value relaxed style and a quick laugh, and it keeps things uncomplicated: approachable, durable, and ready to wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, smooth drape\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and pearlized tear-away label for stability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with DTG\/DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":54620776857879,"sku":"20807209738326488620","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54620776890647,"sku":"30002795291189021131","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54620776923415,"sku":"10958569957505767574","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":54620776956183,"sku":"28423801699487583626","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":54620776988951,"sku":"23346394308350064735","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54620777021719,"sku":"76365732349297265706","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54620777054487,"sku":"19635274442399137240","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":54620777087255,"sku":"31537371520433146263","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54620777120023,"sku":"14242520591160714952","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54620777152791,"sku":"28797636401128846939","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":54620777185559,"sku":"29232859186410246010","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54620777218327,"sku":"60564006350621188892","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54620777251095,"sku":"16560790288848857437","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":54620777283863,"sku":"33909434452552636145","price":19.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":54620777316631,"sku":"25770086790342536875","price":22.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54620777349399,"sku":"32664417333616737408","price":22.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54620777382167,"sku":"10752277023196141090","price":22.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":54620777414935,"sku":"27535372445896981550","price":22.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/3924\/5335\/files\/14350684233388319054_2048.jpg?v=1786106006","url":"https:\/\/richardproductionsllc.myshopify.com\/products\/im-friendly-but-my-husband-isnt-dont-touch-funny-wife-t-shirt","provider":"Ri'chard Productions LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}